Saturday, December 04, 2004

What's buggin' you these days?

I got the bug!! I'm sick (again) and I'm not sure if the cause is the cold that's going around, or if it's stress. I've had a major panic attack last week. A 1cm WHITE HAIR!!!!!! WTF?!?!? I've never had white hair before! (Oh, except for my first panic attack a month ago when I found my first white half a strand of hair!!) Can somebody tell me what's going on?!? I was seriously freaked out!! It was like a scene straight out of a movie.

In the washroom looking in the mirror. Then "physcho" music plays and my face freezes! The camera is quick to zoom in on this pube-looking WHITE hair!! I let out a scream and then win an academy award.
Thank you, thank you. No pictures please.

Oy...my wild and dramatic imagination has gotten to my head...again.

The Sick Sick World

So in the newspaper the other day, there was an article on the front page of a newborn abandoned at a bus stop. Who are these sick people?!? The baby was only 3 days old!! The news features way too much of situations like these and it's so sad.

3 Comments:

Blogger Brand New W said...

maybe it's the news that gave u white hair.

i'm sick too.... :(

10:59 a.m.  
Blogger LemonadeParade said...

Alan: I think I'm actually looking forward to 'the news'. I'll be free again...matcha tea one day?

4:13 p.m.  
Blogger Wayne said...

I"M TURNING BALD!!!

that's worst than having a single white hair.

7:32 a.m.  

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