VEGAS!!! Day Two
Day Two
The big black beetles have taken over Las Vegas!! It's seriously gross, and I mean serious. Creepy crawlies about 1" big and they fly! Gives me the shiver-me-timbers just thinking about it!
I made a list of goals I wish to achieve this week:
1. Eat until I'm content
2. Find out if alcohol appeals to me anymore
3. Find out if I really can have as much fun without the paper-bagger
4. Tan until I'm at a leather stage like the cougar in me wants to have
5. Protect my bitches from being pimp-juiced
6. Show my bitches a bitchin' good time
7. See some shows featuring healthy big boobies
8. Not be bothered by the roaches and beetles here
9. Sleep as little as possible (and not to wake up from being humped by my drunk-ass girls
10. Spend quality girl-on-girl action time w/ these fine bitches
11. SHOP my little heart out!!
I'm sure Hot Bitch 1 (AKA, Siera Bitch) had only one goal in mind at this time. That's to see how many times she can ask, "You guys want some juice? How about a pudding pak?" before we got annoyed enough to do the running man out of our hotel room.
Today we did the usual touristy things like visit each hotel and see the marvel of what each theme brought. We did a little bit of shopping, but knew to pace ourselves and save our "virgin real outlet shopping" experience for the outlet malls. We basically covered a lot of ground today. But we have yet to get a taste of Vegas margaritas! Margarita-mania shall begin tonight!
We visited the Coke Store and the M&M store. Loves it! Wet and Cold and I stuffed a foot long HOT dog down our throats. It was extremely salty, no pun intended.
When we got back to our hotel, we ordered room service. We were hooked on some of the food we've been eating. What did we order?
2 Clam Chowder Bread Bowls
1 Rye toast with butter
1 Basket of fries with Mayo (yumm)
1 Grilled Cheese Sandwich with of course, fries
Halfway through the meal, we were as turned off as watching William Shatner undress. The soup was sour and it wasn't the lemon talking. The fries were pathetic and cold. My rye toast was cold and I could have used it as a frisbee, it was so hard. The best part of the meal was the Mayo and the grilled cheese sandwich (which was made with processed cheese!! A hotel of that calibur could only afford Kraft singles? Sure it only cost $10..US!!!!!) Oh well, it was still pretty good. Hat's off to the 8 year old chef!!
I felt iffy, but the other bitches said we should call and say something. Our server was excellent and told us stories about how HE would love to see the male revue, "Thunder From Down Under" instead of "Jubilee".
Siera asked him why that is while Wet and Cold and I exchanged looks of horror and shock. Please don't make him tell us that he's gay.
Good times, good times.
The hotel comped our meal.
The big black beetles have taken over Las Vegas!! It's seriously gross, and I mean serious. Creepy crawlies about 1" big and they fly! Gives me the shiver-me-timbers just thinking about it!
I made a list of goals I wish to achieve this week:
1. Eat until I'm content
2. Find out if alcohol appeals to me anymore
3. Find out if I really can have as much fun without the paper-bagger
4. Tan until I'm at a leather stage like the cougar in me wants to have
5. Protect my bitches from being pimp-juiced
6. Show my bitches a bitchin' good time
7. See some shows featuring healthy big boobies
8. Not be bothered by the roaches and beetles here
9. Sleep as little as possible (and not to wake up from being humped by my drunk-ass girls
10. Spend quality girl-on-girl action time w/ these fine bitches
11. SHOP my little heart out!!
I'm sure Hot Bitch 1 (AKA, Siera Bitch) had only one goal in mind at this time. That's to see how many times she can ask, "You guys want some juice? How about a pudding pak?" before we got annoyed enough to do the running man out of our hotel room.
Today we did the usual touristy things like visit each hotel and see the marvel of what each theme brought. We did a little bit of shopping, but knew to pace ourselves and save our "virgin real outlet shopping" experience for the outlet malls. We basically covered a lot of ground today. But we have yet to get a taste of Vegas margaritas! Margarita-mania shall begin tonight!
We visited the Coke Store and the M&M store. Loves it! Wet and Cold and I stuffed a foot long HOT dog down our throats. It was extremely salty, no pun intended.
When we got back to our hotel, we ordered room service. We were hooked on some of the food we've been eating. What did we order?
2 Clam Chowder Bread Bowls
1 Rye toast with butter
1 Basket of fries with Mayo (yumm)
1 Grilled Cheese Sandwich with of course, fries
Halfway through the meal, we were as turned off as watching William Shatner undress. The soup was sour and it wasn't the lemon talking. The fries were pathetic and cold. My rye toast was cold and I could have used it as a frisbee, it was so hard. The best part of the meal was the Mayo and the grilled cheese sandwich (which was made with processed cheese!! A hotel of that calibur could only afford Kraft singles? Sure it only cost $10..US!!!!!) Oh well, it was still pretty good. Hat's off to the 8 year old chef!!
I felt iffy, but the other bitches said we should call and say something. Our server was excellent and told us stories about how HE would love to see the male revue, "Thunder From Down Under" instead of "Jubilee".
Siera asked him why that is while Wet and Cold and I exchanged looks of horror and shock. Please don't make him tell us that he's gay.
Good times, good times.
The hotel comped our meal.
posted by LemonadeParade at 8:14 p.m.
2 Comments:
LOL! Oh Siera, somebody fetch her a pudding pack!
Loves that you got comped room service meals!!
-jaded
Somebody get Siera some juice too!!
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